As someone who just moved from the south to Chicago, I can attest to the accuracy of this. Where I’m from we literally have two hour delays if the temp drops below freezing. The whole world stops spinning if it actually snows. Here in Chicago….snow changes nothing.
Ex. Beyonce Goes To The Mall And Buys Baby Clothes
BeyHive: YASS!!! This bitch is killing it! Y’all faves broke buying Big Lots and she bought booties for Blue Ivy at Lord & Taylor! Slay!!!
Haters: Beyonce is overrated. She can go to the mall, but she can’t go to Target? Seriously? Conceited.
Intellectual Haters: (writes a 100 paragraph essay on Tumblr of the social implications of Beyoncé’s trip to the mall with an ignorant meme to accompany it)
Legends Stanbases: (insert legend name here) went to the mall before she did. She stay copying. She will never be (insert legend name)
Media: Beyonce Goes To Mall In Los Angeles, Ignores Crime In Impoverished Neighborhoods
Me: OH at everything.